I was in the ladies restroom at the gym yesterday and was washing my hands and tying my sneakers. I heard this lady talking on her cell phone. She was in a bathroom stall. She said, "Oh, I am so sorry I can't make it. I am stuck in the worst traffic! Complete standstill. Must be some sort of accident. I was really looking forward to coming. Maybe we can get together next week." She then comes out of the stall dressed in her perky little outfit, grabs her water bottle, smiles at me and heads to her spinning class.