Wednesday, May 2, 2012
What Not to Forget In Your Mental Imagery
I do not like to go to the dentist. I think I am afraid to go to the dentist. Before the appointments, I mentally prepare myself. I think of the prayer intentions I am going to pray, think about relaxation techniques, stuff like that. Well, this time I thought about using mental imagery as a distraction. So I tried it. I was sitting in the reclined chair with my mouth wide open and a person to the left of me, and a person to the right. I closed my eyes and imagined me at the beach. I could easily picture this scene. It is a quiet beach, but not deserted. I could feel the gritty sand under my shoulders, I could feel the heat of the sun on my body, I could taste the saltiness on my lips, I could hear the waves and the din of the beach. This was definitely working. I think I was probably drooling. I was very relaxed. I wasn't even in that dentist chair anymore, didn't hear the drill, didn't feel a thing. So on this perfect beach, I looked over to the love of my life, my husband, laying right next to me...and sat up in the dentist chair in a panic. The dentist said, "Whoa! What is going on? What is the matter?" I said, "Who is watching the kids?"
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Haha! I hate the dentist too! I will have to try your beach technique next time I go - sounds amazing. And, I'll make sure I have a sitter for Wyatt. :)
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LOL that is so funny. But seriously I am such a baby at the dentist they have to numb my mouth just to clean my teeth. I will be having a big surgery at the Dentists in a couple of months and already trying to talk myself out of going:)I'll just have to put my big girl pants on and suck it up......or do I....
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LOL...You can sure relax when you need to. My technique is to concentrate on my thumb, squeeze it tight...I think it is called transference. It works every time but hurts like heck.
ReplyDeleteHaha!! Seriously funny!!
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How funny! But great imagery...however, there is always something to muck-it-up, right? Lol. Hi Ann, stopped by to say hello and to see what you have been up too! Have missed your quip! Hubster doing well! Will visit again soon. Hugs, Loretta
ReplyDeleteOh my how funny! I too have dentist anxiety. I'm glad it is all over with for you. Bonnie
ReplyDeleteFunny!!
ReplyDeletelol! Ahh! I have dreams like that where I wake up and freak out because my daughter wasn't in my dream!
ReplyDeleteToo funny...I zone out but don't think I've ever called out!
ReplyDeleteJane x
so funny!
ReplyDeletelol i might need to try this because the dentist is def not my fav person....my dentist growing up was named Dr Malice...no joke...i got baggage...smiles.
ReplyDeletei wish they would bring in some smell. the smell you get when getting a root canal or filling is terrible. i never hated the dentist as much as i do in my older years. i have never had a cavity until i got married. or maybe i just had a terrible dentist. ha. ha!! (:
ReplyDeleteHa! Next time, start the imagry as you pull out of day care.
ReplyDeleteFunny! :D
ReplyDeleteHaha..nice one!!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteJust a lol and a half! Loved this!
ReplyDeleteI had to show this one to my husband...so funny! I have done things like this and am so glad that I am not the only one. :)
ReplyDeletelol! :-) I am going to read this to my husband later! :-) Too funny! :-)
ReplyDeletelol. My dentist has pics on her walls of just that, beach scenes. Maybe they're on to you.
ReplyDeleteThe end of this was so funny but I do like the idea I also often imagine I am somewhere else when I am the dentist chair since I am so bothered by the dentist. If only I could get my daughter to give it a try...........
ReplyDeleteFunny! :) My dentist is a family friend of years and years and I trust him completely. If he is going to do something that will hurt because he has to, he tells me first. I do much better with warning. :)
ReplyDeleteOH my goodness! As if the dentist isn't scary enough! To have a worry on you about your kids while in the chair could be lethal! :)
ReplyDeleteI love your sense of humor.. Have I already told you that? smile..
ReplyDeleteHaha!! Dentists are the worst!
ReplyDelete*LOL* Sometimes I have dreams just like that!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Yep, that laughing gas will do it every time. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny!
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome! lol
ReplyDeleteYou're too funny!! Thank you for the follow! I'm curious, how do you get so many followers? I'm still very new to blogging.
ReplyDeleteLove your great sense of humour. Have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! You are toooooo funny! I love reading your posts!!!
ReplyDeleteVery funny! I have an audio book I'm going to listen to on my next visit. I'll let you know how that goes.
ReplyDeleteLOL....And what happened to the top of my bikini???? xo Diana
ReplyDeleteLOL Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking "I've got to try that next time." until I got to the last line. Then I burst out laughing.
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Char
Too funny! Did this really happen, maybe you were under the effects of drugs...
ReplyDeleteI was the original Nervouse Nellie about the dentist for YEARS. hated every part of it. I would cry and shake through the whole thing, no matter what was being done!! But then.....A MIRACLE! I'll be happy to share this miracle with all of you!
ReplyDeleteIt is just two little words.....Nitrous Oxide!!!
LOL.. that is too funny!!
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Lamaze. Yep, Lamaze relaxation work in the dentist office, with all those shots prior to surgery, when they put in IV's... Once I had a silicone shot in the heel of my foot - Lamaze. It works! It works at the dentist. I am just chuckling through your post. Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteFunny, I dread going to the dentist too. I have never needed any work done but I'm just waiting for the day I get told I need a filling or a tooth pulled out or something worse! x
ReplyDeletelol so funny in the end.. but i love dentist.. cause i have to go to dentist every month.. and i love my dentist just dont like when i spend money for the dentist.. ahahaha
ReplyDeleteI find it curious that so many people, including Mrs. chatterbox, are terrified of going to the dentist. I didn't go to a dentist until I was in my twenties so maybe I don't fear them because I wasn't traumatized as a child. I've had every procedure a dentist can do and I've never experienced much pain. Maybe it's just that I have a great dentist. I've been going to him for twenty-five years.
ReplyDeleteI love this post, it is too funny. I don't like going to the dentist either.
ReplyDeletehaha, the ending, not what i was expecting. valium works well also!! hehe
ReplyDeleteCute :)
ReplyDeleteLOL. Love your humor.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could make that work for me. When I'm at the dentist, all I can think of is being at the dentist and not wanting to be at the dentist!
ReplyDeleteLOL on my goodness you crack me up heeee!
ReplyDeleteI love your writing style; thank you for your visit. About your firstborn...right on.
ReplyDeleteRita
Same for me, I don't like dentist appointments, but yours sounds like fun :)
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ReplyDeleteEven the warmth and peace the beach offers sure can't take away the mother in you. You are totally hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy is it we prefer doctors to dentists? Because, although Doctors can give us so much unpleasant news, they don't produce actual pain.
ReplyDeleteYou're funny!!
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Dentists are no fun :(
I have the same feeling! :(
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MaryFashionLove
You are SO funny! Love it!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I'm not a fan of going to the dentist either.
ReplyDeleteGirl I am afraid of the dentist too! I keep putting it off!
ReplyDeleteLoved the last art! My brother is also scared..no paranoid about dentists, so much that the last time he was given LAUGHING gas by them!! :-/
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ReplyDeleteHa ha ha...loved the punch line. You never stop being a mom.
ReplyDeleteThe power of the brain!!! I love this!
ReplyDeleteNice. LOL. I'll have to try this technique at my next visit which is next week unfortunately.
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ReplyDeleteBut then.. Oh my... We had to NOT be grumpy all day. -giggles-
How did you do?
But I warn you, ahead of time. I'm not gonna' tell on myself. ,-)
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Ha Ha! There is no escape : )Thank you for coming by my blog!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I have never found anything other than drugs (the legal kind, of course) that help me survive a trip to the dentist without being in a state of panic.
ReplyDeleteI DREAD the Dentist also! I am going to try this technique when I go in a couple of weeks:) Have a blessed day, HUGS!
ReplyDeleteI don't like the dentist either.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!
sandie
That was funny! :-)
ReplyDeleteMothers just can't escape her children, even in her daydreams. :-)
Imelda
Oh my, LOL!!! That's hysterical. ;0) heehee
ReplyDeleteaahahaha!:) xoxo
ReplyDeleteLovely post:)
ReplyDeleteI am afraid of the dentist too!
xx Ilka
Hahaha great post! Glad your visualization worked ;)
ReplyDeleteHahaha you are too funny! Love it :) No matter what, our kids can never escape our minds!
ReplyDeleteBrandi
I am terrified of the dentist! I may have to try this, but just my luck, I'll fall asleep and embarass myself.
ReplyDeletehaha funny!
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ReplyDeleteI could really see this happening!
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Ha ha!! That was funny. I worked in dental offices for 13 years and I still hate going!
ReplyDeleteToo funny :) I hate going to the dentist also, even though I go twice a year I still can't stand it!
ReplyDeleteI hate them with a passion but this past year they have loved me. I have tried everything, I'd much rather them knock me out before doing anything. ;(
ReplyDeleteI also hate going to the dentist, I think whenever I go there I always have a tooth taken out or a fill in..
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So funny, lol
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteI used to be afraid of the dentist and someone always had to hold my hand (when my mom couldn't accompany me, the dentist's assistant would fill the role of official handholder). But then anaesthetics got a lot better and I stopped needing the handholding. These days I thank God someone found out how make that liquid stronger because I could not handle the dentist without it hehe.
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Wonderful post! Thanks for sharing.
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Haha! Always the mother :-) Thanks for linking up with Twinkle in the Eye.
ReplyDeleteLOL Just browsing around, and this totally made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Like you, ive always been afraid of the dentist. Sitting on the dental chair alone makes my knees shake like jell-o. Must give this a try :)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!! You have an excellent imagination...maybe it's too good. I try similar techniques because I don't like it when the pointy scraper thingy hits something wrong and it's sort of a shock and I jump.
ReplyDeleteOh this made me smile...to think that you used your imagery so well for a while....did you manage to get back to your happy place for the dentist to finish his work??
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, this totally made me choke on my juice! Hahah, good stuff.
ReplyDeleteI believe you bought purple glasses, I believe your son had a headache from watching a Muppet movie when he would rather learn about sex drugs and rock and roll. But the dentist story stretched my suspension of reality so far that it broke.... too much nitrous oxide! haha!
ReplyDeleteHahaha :-)
ReplyDeleteI used to be really scared too but somehow it all went away.
What a scream. I will have to use this technique as I also hate going to the dentist. Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteHaha, i actually fall asleep in the denstist's chair.
ReplyDeleteLOL! It worked too well! Hope the rest of the visit was ok for you!
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