My husband and I were watching my son wrestle in a tournament on a live feed to our computer at home. The video was being taken from the head table. Here is the first thing I heard.
Announcer #1, "My ass is sore. How about yours?"
Announcer #2, "Yea, I know what you're sayen. And these chairs have cushions, better than those damn bleachers, they make my whole body sore, not just my ass."