What Is Really In The Laundry

Yesterday the dryer was making so much noise. Unusual noise. With every turn it was Bang! Bang!  I asked my son to please see what the heck was going on in the dryer. He reported back in 5 seconds that he had 2 baseball belts in there and that was what was banging. Mistake #12...believe a 12 year old son who wants to go outside and play and does not want to investigate laundry noises. I believed him. I went to the gym so I wouldn't hear the banging.  When I came home I began folding the laundry...and that banging?  How about a 8X8 rock?  yes! That would definitely make that kind of noise...and remember my purple glasses? They were in there too. Later, after dinner on the patio, I asked this same kid to please bring my cell phone inside because I was going to rinse off the tables and didn't want to get the phone wet. He was carrying all the dishes and so put my cell phone in his baseball pants pocket. Today, I could not find my phone. He said he put it right on the kitchen island and someone must have moved it.  He remembered putting it in his uniform pants..they were washed and folded and put away already. After an exhaustive family search ...I found my phone ...in the rubber rim of the washing machine...after 3 loads of wash....in one days wash I washed that rock, my glasses and my phone.
Summer just started.